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Hi and welcome to the Jim Jeffrey show. Tonight we talk about zoos. Some people

hate them and these people always seem to have pets.

You can't complain about zoos if you have a pet.

Zoos give animals space and food.

Meanwhile your dog is trapped in a basement studio apartment

where it only gets the shit when you let it

and the only thing you can fuck is a rumba. That's no life. Plus in the zoos you get to keep your

testicles. I can only imagine how that feels.

Let's start the show. Oh, Welcome to the Jim Jeffries show, I'm Jim Jeffries and I have a confession to make this may not be a popular opinion but I like

zoos I like animals I like walking on slightenclines I like like churrows. Plus Zoo is my best scrabble word.

Which brings us to tonight segment.

Shut up, zoos are good.

Zoos are good!

I mean sure not all of them are great but overall they're a net positive and in recent years they've gotten even better.

I think those arguments of zoos being part of the problem and using animals was true in the

40s 50s 60s but genuinely in the last 10 or 15 years the world's changed and a lot of

zoos have woken up to that.

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