Live from Southern California. This is the Jim Rome Show.

What up pukes? You pukes? What up pukes? How you pukes? You pukes living.

Yo pukes! You pukes! I'm not sure if you pukes have had a chance to glance over at the calendar yet this morning, but don't worry, pukes.

You pewks, I am here to help you out.

Pewks? It is definitely, pewke nation, it is definitely still Matover.

It's Mat-Tober.

It's Mat-Tober 17 pukes.

You're welcome.

Puked them.

I'm telling you, the way the Dodgers are playing right now,

it's almost like they're replaying Matt's call in the clubhouse

before that game every single night for

inspiration. I'll bet you they are. I bet Shohay and Mookie and Freddie and Kike

just can't get locked in until they hear the latest Mat-Tober diatribe.

That would not surprise me at all. Mat-Tober, not to be confused with mettober because as of right now there is no

such thing as met-Tober because those so-called Gotham City weirdos seemed to have

completely forgotten that there was a monumental ball game in their park last night.

Pukes.

Go home to Gotham, you freaks.

Pukes and freaks.

So the Mets showed up with about as much energy and got about as much offense as those

dudes in the quote, but-hole brown and cowardly yellow.

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