Live from Southern California. This is the Jim Rome Show.

Most of you probably know where I'm going with this. So here it is, here it goes, I'm not very comfortable

with it, but happy 82nd birthday to the owner, president, and general manager of team content.

The Dallas Cowboys.

Happy birthday, Gramps.

Surely, Jera's cowboy family made him proud on his big day yesterday, right?

Surely, Jerris Cowboy family got him a thoughtful and heartfelt gift

in the form of an outstanding cowboy performance.

Am I right?

Eh!

Now here's what actually happened.

The cowboys were like,

you want a gift old man? Here is a gift. Here's your worst home loss in your entire 35 year run as an owner.

Sorry. 35 year run as an owner.

Sorry we did not gift-wrapped it. It just seemed pretty pointless to slap a bow on this pile of dog crap.

Jara is now 82.

Do you know the other significance of the number 82?

That is the combined number of points the Cowboys have lost their last four home games by going back to that playoff debacle against the Packers.

They lost those games by combined

half time in those games by combined 75 points,

essentially.

The Cowboys are getting curb stomped every single time they step on Jarrett's Field these days,

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