I'm Christopher Titus, and this is my friends, this is the Armageddon update.

Guess what?

We have no speaker of the House of Representatives for a couple of weeks now.

Nothing is getting done, so everything in Washington is exactly as it always is.

However, now they can't pass the budget and the government is going to shut down in

a few days unless they put somebody in the speaker's chair, so they are trying to put

in this guy.

This is tiny Jim Jordan.

Now why do I call on that?

Well, Jim Jordan lists his height as six feet, and he's 182 pounds.

This is chaos agent and alleged high school data, Matt Gates.

He is listed as five foot seven.

This is picture of six foot Jordan next to five foot seven, Gates.

You know, when Jim Jordan wrestled, he wrestled at 134 pounds, really, at six feet, was he

wrestling in the death camp division?

Come on.

How do you lie about your height when we all have vision?

So this scummy douchebag or a douchey scumbag, you pick.

He wants to be speaker of the House of Representatives, which would make him third in line for the

president of the United States.

And why is Jim Jordan a piss poor choice?

Because if he would pour piss on the American people, that's why.

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