Hey guys, we recorded this episode this past Tuesday morning, October 10th.

Our hearts are with Israel, and now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

Oh, Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

You know, when I started this 13 years ago, I wanted to force myself to write comedy

every week.

That's why I did it.

I named it the Armageddon update because Obama was president and everything he did was

Armageddon to the right, including wearing a tan suit and putting mustard on a hotdog.

So it started as an ironically named podcast to make fun of the world.

And it's no longer ironically named, but an actual update on the current state of the

sloth like Armageddon we have experienced since 2016.

And this time, it's biblical.

It seems weird to me that there's even a thing called a religious war.

It's like death metal ballad, diet pizza or ethical Supreme Court.

I never understand the hatred toward the Jewish people.

I don't get it.

How can so many hate one group of people Hitler built a war machine around the hatred of

the Jews, six million were killed in the Holocaust.

I got an argument in my government class in high school once we're having an open discussion

time because it's a California school about the Holocaust and the kid said, my dad said

it wasn't six million.

It was more like two million.

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