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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Jim Gaffigan

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jim Gaffigan feels like Nikki Glaser felt about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Jim and Conan sit down to talk about showbiz friendships, the power of bragging, drinking options, and presidential endorsements. Later, Conan recalls an overreaction to a home emergency. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821.

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0:00.0

My name is Jim Gaffigan and I feel like Nikki Glazer feels about being Conan O'Brien's

0:13.4

friend.

0:14.4

I don't remember how Nikki Glazer felt.

0:15.9

Oh yeah, you do.

0:17.9

You dirty, man.

0:21.9

Fall is here, here they are, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking

0:30.4

loose, climb the fence, books and pens.

0:33.7

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

0:38.7

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

0:42.8

Hey there and welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs friend, podcast that has swept the nation.

0:50.1

Much like Beatle Mania did in 1963 in England and then 64 in America.

0:54.9

Come on.

0:55.9

It's really, you know, that was such a great lie that it actually made it impossible for

1:01.0

me to speak now.

1:02.0

Yeah, you really shorted out.

1:04.1

I shorted out.

1:05.1

Yeah.

1:06.1

I shorted out because my own brain rebelled against what I was saying.

1:09.5

But the podcast has been quite successful.

1:11.2

We'll say that.

1:12.6

Okay.

1:13.6

Yeah.

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