It's the Late Show Pots show with Stephen Colbert.

Everybody's excited to see Jim Gaffigan, as we always are here at The Late Show.

And Jim, thank you so much for being here.

And to bring him back more of your bourbon, by the way, The Father Time.

Shall we test?

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Let's sell some bottles.

A little liquid courage.

So, you know, I love having a little cocktail with you and talking to you when we're on the show. But the problem is, is that even though you and I have been able to spend some time not on show, like talking off camera, it's just never enough to learn about Jim Gaffigan. Oh, well, thanks. There's always so many, there's so much more to plum about you.

You're, you're a bottomless pit of interest.

Oh, my.

And I, I, I know. There's so much more to plum about you. You're a bottomless pit of interest.

And I think that's a problem. Don't oversell it. I think it's a compliment.

A bottomless pit of interest. Yes. Age cannot wither nor custom stale, your infinite variety, Jim. And so what I like to do for special guests like you

is that I like to ask them a series of questions

we call the Colbert questionnaire.

And the questionnaire...

And you know how St. Paul says,

then I shall be...

Then I shall know as surely as I am known.

This, what it allows allows the world to know you, Jim.

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