Jillian Tamaki / Connor Ratliff
Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2013
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cave Comedy Radio is brought to you by Adam and Eve.com. |
| 0:03.0 | Input the code CCR at check out for discounts. |
| 0:06.0 | A billion years ago, there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts. |
| 0:10.0 | threw all the planets in place. |
| 0:12.0 | There were no signs of life on Mars or Venus |
| 0:14.7 | but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:18.7 | Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything |
| 0:26.7 | baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
| 0:31.8 | hello thank you for listening to baby geniuses. |
| 0:35.0 | Hey babies. |
| 0:36.0 | Hello babies. |
| 0:37.0 | Don't thank them yet. |
| 0:38.0 | Oh, why not? |
| 0:39.0 | They could turn it off. |
| 0:40.0 | If you fucking turn this off before we're done talking to you you |
| 0:46.3 | you're out of the will. Hey fuck you! Let's see if we can ever start the show |
| 0:53.0 | without immediately antagonizing the audience |
| 0:56.4 | who's already showing us in extreme kindness |
| 0:59.2 | by even pretending like any of this is listenable. |
| 1:03.0 | Okay, we'll try to get it right next time. |
| 1:07.0 | We've been enjoying your emails. |
| 1:08.5 | We got another one from my friend Melanie, who wanted to talk about the bra sizing issue. |
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