Jigsaw Wants To Play A Game
Good Morning From Hell
Good Morning From Hell
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🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Featuring Escape Room expert David Spira of “Reality Escape Pod” and “PG’s Playhouse”.
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Produced and hosted by comedians Chris Demarais & Blaine Gibson from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.
Edited by Nicholas Newton.
Art by Andrew Douglas.
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning from hell. I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to interview everyone in the afterlife. |
| 0:12.0 | And I'm joined by my co-host, the younger brother of Satan, Clayton. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, it's me. You got a lot of pep in your step today, Chris. Yeah. Well, I was just really |
| 0:23.2 | excited. Clayton surprised me. We're doing a little team building exercise, a little on, |
| 0:29.4 | yep, a little company retreat. A little outing, a little taking Chris for a walk. Yeah. |
| 0:34.9 | Yeah. Yeah. Wow, you're literally, you just, you jumped up and clicked your heels twice just then. |
| 0:39.3 | Try doing it three times. Try doing it three times. Four times. Go ahead. Jump up, click your heels. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, he fell down. |
| 0:45.3 | Oh, he can't keep him down. |
| 0:47.3 | Well, it's okay. Yeah, we're gonna have a great time. |
| 0:48.3 | We don't get to do this very often. |
| 0:50.3 | It just means a lot to me that you took the time and planned something special for us. |
| 0:53.3 | Yep, great. |
| 0:54.3 | You've been really ambiguous about what this is. Can you say? Yeah, yeah. You have arrived at your destination. We're here. My health phone's telling me, yeah, this is the building. So we're going in here. We're doing an escape room. Oh! Yeah, just you and me, Chris, just you and me. This is awesome. I'm so glad you're happy. All right, is the first step to figure out how to open? No, it's just unlocked, okay. In the email it says you and your guest step in, door will close behind you and let the games begin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's funny. Sounds fun, sounds fun sounds romantic anyways let's go to this room all right |
| 1:29.8 | It's dark. Oh no lights cool hello. Oh it smells bad |
| 1:35.8 | Hello they probably have like smell vision gains smell vision yeah something going on here can you around for like, is there like a light switch or anything like that? |
| 1:46.1 | Oh, there's something soft on the ground. That's gross. Okay. Uh, hello, hello. Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah. I want to play a game. Okay. Yeah, no, I'm here for my 7 p.m. reservation. Hello? I know I want to play game. |
| 1:59.9 | Okay. |
| 2:00.4 | Yeah, no, that's what I paid for. |
| 2:02.0 | I'm here. |
| 2:02.6 | How do we do this? |
| 2:03.4 | Clayton. |
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