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Berner Phone

Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Jiaoying left China to pursue her dream of being an actress. Her journey is sad, hilarious, scary, inspiring, and incredible.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Before we go to the dark depths of hell today, I need to let you guys know about my sandup shows coming up first dibs for my little devies

0:08.8

So I'm actually in the Midwest and I'm gonna be in Rosemont Illinois

0:13.5

So that's like right by the O'Hare Airport and we have a couple tickets left this Saturday

0:18.8

October 14th then I'm going to Grand Rapids, Michigan for a whole weekend

0:23.6

Shout out Michigan and then I have a couple tickets left in Minneapolis on

0:29.2

October 28th and then Page and I are a giggly squad at Lanna, Georgia and then I just announced

0:35.9

You heard of your first Huntsville, Alabama and Nashville, Tennessee in January check it out Hannahburner.com. Thanks guys

0:44.1

This is such an exciting episode because I met this woman at the laugh factory

1:03.4

I sat down next to her and immediately we fell in love we did we almost made out wait wait wait we almost did it better

1:10.8

I don't think that people know me they know I'm gay yet so we didn't want to yeah, we that wasn't the night to come out with

1:19.3

Yeah, it was the night. Yeah, we did send desks and messages in Mandarin that were loving messages loving

1:26.6

sexy very hot we have jaoying summer's on

1:32.7

I'm here in New York City and you are an incredible comedian

1:37.3

Huge antique talk and you're famous for taking American names roasting American names

1:44.5

American names. I want to know what does Hannah mean in Chinese?

1:49.3

Well, my mom is very rude when she was naming you, but she's being very poetic about it

1:54.9

Like like a hand means stupid

1:59.8

Nah means oh so Hannah means oh stupid

2:04.5

Benner Ben means dumb

2:09.0

But not means oh so your name is oh stupid ah dumb

2:15.0

It's like a not stupid dumb like a

2:17.7

Your mom machine was trying to be like a poetic about it. So my mom name is dumb slut. Yeah

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