Before we go to the dark depths of hell today, I need to let you guys know about my sandup shows coming up first dibs for my little devies

So I'm actually in the Midwest and I'm gonna be in Rosemont Illinois

So that's like right by the O'Hare Airport and we have a couple tickets left this Saturday

October 14th then I'm going to Grand Rapids, Michigan for a whole weekend

Shout out Michigan and then I have a couple tickets left in Minneapolis on

October 28th and then Page and I are a giggly squad at Lanna, Georgia and then I just announced

You heard of your first Huntsville, Alabama and Nashville, Tennessee in January check it out Hannahburner.com. Thanks guys

This is such an exciting episode because I met this woman at the laugh factory

I sat down next to her and immediately we fell in love we did we almost made out wait wait wait we almost did it better

I don't think that people know me they know I'm gay yet so we didn't want to yeah, we that wasn't the night to come out with

Yeah, it was the night. Yeah, we did send desks and messages in Mandarin that were loving messages loving

sexy very hot we have jaoying summer's on

I'm here in New York City and you are an incredible comedian

Huge antique talk and you're famous for taking American names roasting American names

American names. I want to know what does Hannah mean in Chinese?

Well, my mom is very rude when she was naming you, but she's being very poetic about it

Like like a hand means stupid

Nah means oh so Hannah means oh stupid

Benner Ben means dumb

But not means oh so your name is oh stupid ah dumb

It's like a not stupid dumb like a

Your mom machine was trying to be like a poetic about it. So my mom name is dumb slut. Yeah

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