Welcome to the total soccer show and our latest January transfer roundup.

Yes, the European window slams shut this coming Monday,

so we're going to look at the deals that might get done between now and then.

The business has already been done.

And much, much more.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. Taylor Rock,

I'll say, hello, Taylor. How are you? I am splendid and wonderful, Mr. Bailey. How about

yourself? Oh, Radiant, sir. Radiant. Thank you very much for asking. Graham Rubbins also here. Hello,

Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey. How are you? Have you had any bids? Are you hoping for a late transfer

in the window? Any other podcasts that have come in Have you had any bids? Are you hoping for a late transfer in the window?

Any other podcasts that have come in for you the last few days? Joe Rogan, any discussions taking place? I can't say at this point. Come and get me please have been made, Graham. Let's just say that. We're waiting. We're waiting. My agent is on the line. It's a bidding war. One can dream

Joe Lowry, how are you?

I'm great.

I don't want you to go to Saudi Arabia, Ryan, if I'm being honest. I know the pay's better. I know they've got some cool stuff. I just, I just don't want you to leave. I'm not ready. Emotionally. Appreciate that. Physically. Emotionally. My departure, Instagram post would be all the more heartfelt based on your comments, Joe. Thank you very much. Well, my work here is done. See you guys later. Oh, just kidding. We're all sticking around, listener. And you can hear more of us at patreon.com slash total soccer show, by the way, which is the best way to support this endeavor. bonus episodes, bonus videos, and access to our Discord where all the

core kids are hanging out one more time, but slowly, patreon.com slash total soccer show is where

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fit as butchers, dogs we all are today. Come and join us on YouTube. Is that not a phrase you first joe is that is that a new tailor's eyes went up as mine did so maybe that's a is that a british thing i like it's fine i think it may be made me sense yeah why don't you're a lot of protein yeah they get the scraps yeah but wouldn't that it i, do they really have to go looking for it, though?

You know, like, they just get to sit around and eat a bunch of meat? It's true. They're not exercise well. They're just sitting in the butcher who ate meat. I'm concerned about the artis mostly. Is it like lean chicken? Because there's a difference in that or like kebab meat. That's true. So. get your cab meat from the butcher's ground?

In that sense,

I guess it from the haircut tackle case,

obviously.

He gets this from his barber,

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