Hello, hello, and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

It is time for our epic Champions League review, Blow by Blow.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, your attempting to rhyme temporary host.

Now on with the intro, is it as good as Ryan's would have been?

Almost.

The phasinging phased, its most phaseiest phase. A total of 63 goals scored had us all in a

haze. Liverpool, Barza, Arsenal, and Inter finished at the top, while at Lettie,

Leverkusen, Leal, and Villa, rounded out the top eight spots. Man City avoided a stumble against

Club Bruga, but their eventual victory lap had Pep kicking a cooler? I went with Ryan's accent there. Benfica top juve with goals from Pavlides and Kokchew, but 12 points was enough for the old lady to sneak through. PSG smashed Stuttgart, as did the opponent of Feinord. Yes, Leal put their Dutch counterparts to the proverbial sword. Dortmund is good again.

Milan were not. Leipzig's Champions League form remained anything but hot. So it's on to the knockout rounds, which should make for simpler viewing consumption. At least I hope that's the case for the hater of streaming services, Graham Ruthfin. Hello, Graham. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. Bravo. I'll give you a round of applause. What I loved about that was, unlike Ryan Bailey, it was quite clear that you had not visited rhymingdictionary.com because there's no way any service would have rhymed.

What was it?

Club Brugha with Kula.

Yeah, I'm not sure that should have counted.

I was really excited to get Brugge in there and then realized not much rhymes with Brugga.

I did not consult rhymezone.com or whatever it is that Ryan goes with.

But Graham, how was your streaming situation yesterday?

Fun?

Easy, simple?

Not at all infuriating?

None of the above.

I mean, to be honest, in the UK, it a bit of a nightmare because our equivalent of Galatso

was stuck behind a paywall to a service that nobody has and everyone was complain about it.

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