Jewpisode

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2013

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Sherrod bring in guest Ben Asher to talk about interracial marriage and Jewish culture. Check out all episodes of Race Wars and more at www.StandUpNYLabs.com

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0:00.0	You were now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:05.7	Race Wars.
0:07.2	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be?
0:09.5	You can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.8	Oh, fuck, they're you.
0:14.1	Are you?
0:14.8	Yeah.
0:15.6	You're out of your fucking mind.
0:16.9	I have the power.
0:18.5	With Fetzger and Shetloid. I have the power. With the Vetskru and shit. We're talking about sick of Banksy.
0:26.8	I'm tired of Banksy and it's ghetto.
0:29.5	First of all, I'm tired of graffiti kids that are white and not from here.
0:32.6	That's the number one thing I'm tired of.
0:33.9	That's annoying.
0:34.7	And then I don't want to hear some fucking foreigner give their opinions of 9-11 shit. Who gives a fuck what you think if you're from the UK?
0:42.3	Shut up. UK preachy graffiti. Yeah. You got preachy UK. I hate white graffiti. That's official.
0:50.0	You don't see him painting up Big Ben or any shit like that.
0:53.7	Well, nobody attacks Big Ben because who cares?
0:56.1	That's why.
0:56.7	It's not important enough.
0:58.0	It's like white people's breakdancing.
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