Jewish Mob and Casino Tantrums - Live at Gebhards

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🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

*Live at Gebhards Beer Culture NYC with Opie and comedians Ron Berman and Tony P (nipple rings, ticket fighter, abortion survivor).

*Ron's dad swiped his bar mitzvah cash. Tony's mom botched the abortion.
$75 ticket dings mid-app download. Who has the most dreamy eyes?

*Jewish mob tales: 78-year-old boss Mr. Toby.

*Tony's GF froze in a car at Mohegan Sun during his 5–6 year blackjack bender. Turks & Caicos casino freakout: “I DON’T WANNA GO BACK!”

*Ex-fiancée bolted for Playgirl’s Man of the Year—Brad Pitt’s Fight Club double with a Prince Albert.

*Ron’s right side shorter (leg, thumb, testicle); hip surgery needed.

*NYC Marathon hell: 3:30am start, 2-hour wait in colonial barracks, 55,000 runners doing WHAT off Verrazano Bridge! Ron hand-holds stunning London stranger for final 2 miles, finishes together.

*Rant: “Every show has a gay character—I watch Matlock.” Tony caps with 90s freestyle rap battle.

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0:00.0	Alan. Sorry, ma'am.
0:03.8	Good evening, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. All is welcome. We are live at Gep Hardes. They can talk. We got a little fucking group of people here today. Oh, my God. Our fan base is growing. This is getting crazy.
0:20.0	Hi, Ron. Why don't you pick up a mic we're at get pods uh
0:25.4	matt might might make it he's uh he's setting up for uh marathon day
0:31.5	sunday sunday sunday of the new york city marathon is literally less than five minutes from
0:37.1	here and they all come here with very sore legs.
0:40.0	So Get Potts Beer Culture is on 72nd, essentially Broadway,
0:44.7	and the end of the marathon is in Central Park at Tavenan on the Green,
0:49.8	which is maybe less than a mile away, no?
0:52.8	Right.
0:53.6	I said it already. No, you didn't, you didn't say. I said that the finish line is five minutes for me, Ron. That's all these people need to know. You did not say five minutes. We got someone from Switzerland watching this right now. They don't give a fuck about your maps. You have wonderful chocolate. You have wonderful chocolate. Yeah, wonderful chocolate. Ah, yeah, they do. They do.
1:11.6	And a great knife.
1:12.6	Oh, and a great knife.
1:14.6	You're known for your knives.
1:15.6	Yes, and you're women with the blonde hair.
1:17.6	Oh, with the blue eyes, the crystal blue eyes.
1:20.6	Imagine being ugly in Sweden.
1:22.6	That's got to suck.
1:23.6	Yeah, wrong.
1:24.6	Anyway, we're here at a Gepa. It's a... suck.
1:31.0	Anyway, we're here at Get Fights.
1:32.7	It's, it rained all day.
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