HILARIOUS Stories with Nikki Glaser and Vic Henley

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🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Join Opie for a riotous episode of the Opie Radio Show featuring comedians Vic Henley, Nikki Glaser, and Iliza Shlesinger! From outrageous comedy club tales in Des Moines to Nikki’s epic Ronda Rousey Halloween costume, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments. Hear about the infamous "tuna rule," political attack ads, and a wild music trivia game with DJ Dennis Falcone that takes a hilariously dark turn. Plus, Nikki sings Taylor Swift’s "Shake It Off" live in-studio! Don’t miss the chaos, camaraderie, and comedy gold.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.5	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.6	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:30.9	Love the radio head.
0:32.0	Good pickup, Travis.
0:33.7	Nice.
0:35.5	Got a busy room.
0:36.6	Vic Henley in studio.
0:57.2	Jim Norton's in Erie, Pennsylvania. Where is he out again? He's at Junior's Comedy Club in Erie Pennsylvania. Tonight and tomorrow. We got Eliza Schlesinger, who's leaving us soon to go do the Today Show. Sold out the Skirball Center. Yeah. Nice. Thank you. And Nikki Glazer has joined the program. Hello. Got a lot of women in here. We don't have this many women in this studio. It's a Midwestern.
0:54.7	It's a good... Thank you. And Nikki Glazer has joined the program. Hello. Got a lot of women in here.
0:55.2	It's okay. We don't have this many women in this studio. It's a good America. This is good Midwestern girls. I've never been on the show when there's another girl. Really? Yeah. It's just strange for me because there was a time when women came in here. It was not for... Well, these aren't regular women. These are not regular women.
1:11.0	I would not.
1:11.4	I would not give either one of the...
1:12.8	I don't mean that in a diminishing aspect at all. in here. It was not for... Well, these aren't regular women. These are not regular women.
1:12.6	I would not give either one of these. I don't mean that in a diminishing aspect at all. No, that's fine. No, these are good women. These are good women right here. They can easily hang. I've been in condos with one of them. Yeah, that's right. Well, what's that about? Well, when you're on the road, you know.
1:27.4	I'm kidding.
1:28.6	The stupid comedy condoms.
1:30.1	We did Des Moines together. That's right. Well, what's that about? Well, when you're on the road, you can tell me. I'm kidding.
1:28.7	The stupid comedy condos.
1:30.2	We did Des Moines together. I was telling him the story yesterday where I was, do you remember I was all, I was going to be big and bad and go to bat for you? And then they told me, shut the fuck up. You're going to get fired. And I had to totally kiss my own ass. When?
1:41.0	We were in a club and I had to go to a corporate giving skip one night.
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