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Oh, yeah, that's how we start with a little blur.

Thanks for that one, E. Rock, nice and short, so we can get right to it with the MadCub and Carl Ruiz on the Twitter.

And I think Doug Benson's like four or five blocks away. And then, of course, Sherrod will do his sitcom entrance in a few minutes. Perfect. How are you, buddy? I'm doing good. Yeah? How was your

weekend? You know, it's good and bad. Why? Errock and Roland came to you at Maurice. That doing good. Yeah? How was your weekend? You know, it's good and bad. Why?

E. Rock and Roland came to you at Maurice. That was good. Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if that was a good or a bad. That could have been bad. EROC came. Why would that, why could it have been bad? Because we indulged in a lot there. Yeah. Yeah, a lot. There's so much good stuff.

What, you just gave him a whole sample of everything? It just never stopped coming to the table.

Really? And there's people waiting online to get in, and they just walked right in, and their fucking people were seething. Because they took up a spot. Well, E-Rock looks normal, but the other one. What's Roman Rollin? That's your pal. I know, but he's like me and... He does. He sleeps at my house. Why?

Why is he sleeping on your house? Because Sunday they make special donuts at this one bakery. We go early to go get the donuts. Where does he sleep? He sleeps in the downstairs. In the basement? It's not a basement. It's above ground. Finish basement? Finish basement. It's got its own bathroom. It's got its own TV room.

Right. downstairs. In the basement? It's not a basement. It's not a basement. It's above ground. Finish basement?

Finish basement.

It's got its own bathroom.

It's got its own TV room, playroom. Right. Because people notice that he had the same t-shirt on the next day. Well, you know, yeah. He, you look fine. He smelled great. So what? Does he scare your customers, though? because you said he was, it wasn't Iraq.

It was the other guy.

Well, because he stands around.

It's weird, dude.

Why does he stand around? He's your pal. But he likes looking at the food as it comes out of the kitchen. Why is he doing that? And he makes, like, the little noise, like, ooh, oh, ooh. And people are like, all right, dude, sit down. I'm trying to get to the bathroom. He's like, oh. Is it his food? No, it's other people.

Oh, sit down. Like, I'm trying to get to the bathroom.

He's like, oh. Is it his food? No, it's other people. Oh, my God. It's so weird. That's a bit strange. The funniest thing is I look at E-Rock, as he's sitting there, he's eaten. Yeah. He's got like 10 things in front of him. He looks and he goes, I look at him, I go,

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