Jewellery, Deportations & Distraction Tactics
The Trawl
Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss
4.7 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Jemma and Marina are back, sifting through another load of digital debris so you don’t have to. Luckily, the weekend is in sight… though Christmas is also looming, the cosi-livs crisis continues to chew through bank accounts, and the UK's politicians? Well, they’re arguing amongst themselves as usual.
The Trawl ladies check in on the incoming budget, beautifully skewered by Cody Dahler, before plunging into the asylum “crackdown” that many Labour backbenchers are struggling to defend. Jemma and Marina explore the prospect of refugees building 15 years of life in the UK… only to be told “tara mate, off you pop” when their home country is reclassified as “safe”.
LBC's Tom Swarbrick is quite happy with what's being mooted, but the Greens are not having it. Zack Polanski blows a gasket, at Labour’s “give us your jewellery” approach.
Marina and Jemma talk polling, panic, the pointless race to the bottom and why none of this actually solves the inequality at the heart of the problem.
Then, in true Trawl fashion, they veer sideways to a DOGE update, and a chef’s-kiss Pudding from Munya Chawawa.
Another week. Another avalanche of nonsense. Another Trawl.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | So we said we weren't going to put taxes up, then we said we were, and now we've said we're not, |
| 0:05.5 | and now people are talking about thresholds and guilt yields. What the fuck are those? |
| 0:20.5 | Hello and welcome to The Trawl, where we sift the nonsense from the newsfeed, barge our way through mounds of digital wreckage and bring you the bits worth shouting about. |
| 0:31.0 | I'm Gemma Forte. |
| 0:32.1 | And I'm Marina Perkins. |
| 0:33.5 | And how are you all holding up trawlers? |
| 0:35.7 | Happy Friday? |
| 0:36.4 | Is it happy? |
| 0:37.3 | I hope so. |
| 0:38.3 | Personally, I'm doing all right. |
| 0:40.2 | Let's kick off with this brilliant threads post from The Bearded Geek, who is clearly in a reflective mood. |
| 0:45.9 | They wrote, born too late to own a property, born too soon to be a TikTok star, born just in time to be 99P for a ringtone. |
| 0:56.3 | Do you remember those bloody days? And now it's like, if your phone rings, you're like, |
| 1:00.6 | get it away. What is that? What is that noise? And there we were, paying for ringtone, paying for |
| 1:06.0 | ringtones with bloody frogs. I did not join in that ridiculous habit. I didn't do that. I stuck to my whatever |
| 1:14.6 | came with it. There you go. I'll imagine that I am. And you're right, Marina, it is indeed Friday, |
| 1:20.0 | which means we're heading towards a weekend. It means nothing to me. I'm working Saturday and Sunday. |
| 1:24.7 | It means nothing to me. I've got a three to four year old. Yeah, yeah. Very true. |
| 1:28.8 | Very true. |
| 1:30.3 | But there you go. |
| 1:31.1 | And actually sometimes I kind of like a Monday. |
| 1:34.4 | But then again... |
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