JEW BROAD FIGHTS DRACULAS W/ ARTIE LANGE AND TAYLOR NEGRON

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Artie Lange is in the Lab for the first RACE WARS in front of a live studio audience. Kurt and Sherrod are also joined by Taylor Negron and Keren Margolis. Subscribe and tell your friends!

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:06.0	Race Wars.
0:07.1	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.4	You can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.7	Oh, fuck, do you?
0:14.0	Are you?
0:14.7	Yeah.
0:15.6	You're out of your fucking mind.
0:16.7	I have the power.
0:18.1	With Kurt Metzger and Shetzer on.
0:20.4	Spitzker. I have the power! With the Metzker and Shetloid store.
0:24.6	You know what?
0:25.9	You gotta get more...
0:26.7	Love it.
0:27.5	I like it, but we should have more charade voice,
0:29.2	because it sounds really like a white guy.
0:30.5	Yeah, it wasn't too much Kurt talking.
0:32.2	But just, you know, because it's called Race Wars.
0:34.0	It sounds like I'm advocating the coming race war with that with that screwdriver
0:38.4	music in the bedroom.
0:39.3	I think John's kind of
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