Jesus Was Married with Pam Murphy

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Some people say that jesus was celibate his whole life. People like, oh, The Pope. Ever heard of him? But there is some extremely intriguing evidence that Rabbi Yeshua of Nazareth was actually married, and his wife was none other than notorious foot washer Mary Magdalene. Our guest this week is the unbelievably funny comedian and actor Pam Murphy, and she has some pretty controversial opinions about Jesus, Mary, Judas, and all those freaky disciples. Listen in, religion fans!

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. I'm a cereal mixed with sketer, like what happened to sketer for the muppet babies?
0:51.3	Oh yeah, it's like sketer disappears and they're doing like a wear. Yeah, I hear that is super weird. Yeah, it's so weird. It's funny. I don't know. How many bang bang is fun. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like the ones where you have to prepare or the ones where you just like walk in?
1:07.0	Oh, I like the ones where you just walk in.
1:09.0	Yeah, I understand. I understand. I do too. I know that's the hard thing about this one is that people
1:16.2	be like yeah I'll do a conspiracy one and then I'm like okay you have to do a bunch of
1:19.3	research and then I'm like I know yeah I'm busy, ah, no, yeah, I'm busy.
1:23.6	My old research.
1:24.8	That's the exact right amount.
1:27.0	Yeah, that's what I'm on.
1:27.4	If you do more than that, then I look like an idiot.
1:30.0	So, that's perfect.
1:32.4	Okay, are you ready?
1:33.4	Sure. To party?
1:34.9	Okay.
1:35.9	Our guest today is a comedian, a teacher.
1:41.6	A frequent podcast, a extremely hilarious, purf-puffin,
1:50.0	Pam Murphy the puff, is here.
1:53.0	Hi, guys.
1:54.0	How is it going?
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