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American Hysteria

JESUS TOAST

American Hysteria

W!ZARD Studios

Society & Culture

4.43.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

A grilled cheese sandwich, a tortilla, an auto loan company building, a cinnamon roll, and a forkful of spaghetti are just a handful of the places that images of religious figures have miraculously appeared in the United States. For this episode, we'll tell stories about mass pilgrimages made to quirky apparitions of Jesus, the Virgin Mary, and Mother Teresa, and show how some have embraced them as genuine spiritual manifestations while others have turned them into a kitschy, meme-worthy craze. Become a Patron⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to support our show and get early ad-free episodes and bonus content Or subscribe to American Hysteria on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to ⁠⁠⁠Magpie Cinema Club⁠⁠⁠ Get some of our new merch at ⁠⁠americanhysteria.com⁠⁠, all profits this month go to The Sameer Project, a Palestinian-led mutual aid group who are on the ground in Gaza delivering food, supplies, and cash envelops to displaced families. Leave us a message on our Urban Legends Hotline at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠americanhysteria.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Producer and Editor: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Miranda Zickler⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sound Designer and Associate Producer: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Riley Swedelius-Smith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Voice Actor: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Will Rogers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written, Produced, and Hosted by Chelsey Weber-Smith Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

On this podcast, we explore fantastical thinking, moral panics, urban legends, conspiracy theories, hoaxes, and crazes, examine the forces that shape our culture, and tell the stories that create the realities we share, and sometimes the realities we don't.

0:24.7

I'm your host, Chelsea Weber Smith, and this is American hysteria.

0:32.7

I had made a grilled cheeses.

0:35.4

A cinnamon bun which bears an uncanny resemblance to Mother Teresa.

0:40.8

It's impossible for an image of Jesus to appear in a tortelia.

0:45.5

It's kind of hard to say whether it's real or not, but I think it is.

0:49.0

I think everyone's been waiting for this and it's about time.

1:03.6

Thank you. been waiting for this and it's about time. In the spring of 1991, as the Memorial Day traffic of Northeast Atlanta clogged Memorial Drive,

1:13.1

a woman named Joyce Simpson pulled into a Texaco beside a billboard

1:18.8

lording over a jiffy lube across the street.

1:22.4

The 41-year-old mother, fashion designer, and bodybuilder was at that moment asking for a sign from

1:31.1

God about whether or not she should leave her church choir to take her singing talents to the secular

1:39.0

world. In her telling of events, quote, the Holy Spirit simply said, look up. I looked up and as soon as I looked up, I lost my breath. I saw the crown of thorns. I saw the deep set eyes. I saw the nose, the mustache. I saw just the total vision of Christ.

2:04.7

But the total vision of Christ had not appeared to Joyce in rolling white clouds or the shape of faraway hills.

2:15.0

This Christ, king of kings and lord Lord of Lords, was revealing himself on that

2:21.6

roadside billboard in a giant forkful of Pizza Hut spaghetti, the words spaghetti

2:30.5

Junction, cutting across his holy chest.

2:36.0

Spaghetti with meatballs, our version of the traditional Italian favorite.

2:40.3

Now, there's more to Pizza Hut than pizza.

2:49.1

Around the time of Joyce's revelation, Pizza Hut had placed dozens of new billboards around Atlanta,

2:58.5

advertising lunchtime deals on pan pizzas and pasta, including their $1.29 spaghetti.

3:07.2

It was a pretty unremarkable act for a fast food empire,

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