Jesus Shaves w/ Des Bishop & Kelly Provocateur

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Comedian Des Bishop and dominatrix Kelly Provocateur are in the building this week as we get into how Des was once bullied by a mob bosses son, how fanny means something different in Ireland and the rough ways Kelly deals with her clients. Check out the extended edition of this ep by signing up for our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is a stand-up New York Labs production, providing you podcast since 2013.
0:11.0	Hey, everybody, this is Mike.
0:13.0	And this is Tim.
0:14.6	And we're from Mike and Tim, visit Earth.
0:16.6	And we have a very special announcement.
0:18.1	December 18th at 8 p.m.
0:20.1	We are doing our very first live podcast.
0:23.1	You've never seen anything like this.
0:25.0	You have no idea what's in store.
0:26.6	I'm going to be smashing my face in bread.
0:28.4	My ex-girlfriends are going to be fighting for my love.
0:30.5	It's going to be ridiculous.
0:32.5	There's going to be a lot of glitz, a lot of glamour,
0:34.4	and it's all going to take place at stand-up New York Comedy Club on the Upper West Side. Again, that's December 18th, 8 p.m. Holy shit. This is going to be a New York
0:44.4	Times article level of explosives. We'll see it. Just see there. That's 37 seconds. Perfect.
0:54.2	It's what we do, baby.
0:56.8	This is Race Wars.
0:59.9	I have the power.
1:02.0	Yeah.
1:03.2	How's the field?
1:04.1	With Kurt Metzker.
1:05.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.