Jesus' Lost Years with Ptolemy Slocum

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jesus Christ of Nazareth was a pretty cool guy. He had a bunch of good ideas about being nice, having fun, treating people with respect, redistributing wealth, and so on. But for being basically the most famous person on earth, it’s pretty weird that there’s a 16ish year gap in his biography. But Ptolemy Slocum has a theory about where JC might have been. Ptolemy thinks that maybe, like so many teens, he went to find himself in India.

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0:41.0	Bye. Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, crazy people, and kooky ideas about what's going on behind the scenes.
1:09.0	I'm your host, Caitlin Hampstead. let's get to the show. I was spending before I got here I was spending time like trying to get my daughter to like
1:38.7	to positive self-talk
1:40.9	Interesting how old is she?
1:43.0	She's eight.
1:44.0	But it's like, all right, just forget the singing, forget everything, but just say positive things
1:48.6	to yourself.
1:49.6	And this is something I never even achieved with myself, you know?
1:52.1	Like, God life is hard. Yeah, I'm doing that in therapy.
1:56.7	I'm learning to talk to myself as if I were a little kid. Exactly right.
2:00.3	Because we didn't do that as children.
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