Yeah. So here's, here's the funny thing. I tell people when I'm going to do their wedding,

hi buddy, yeah, he likes me. It's y'all that are freaking him out. What I tell people when I'm

doing their weddings is, listen, you have a choice before you. You can have a wedding that involves

animals and children or you can have a wedding that goes as planned but you can't have both okay in

Colorado everybody was always wanting to have their dogs in their wedding so I had to give them

that little speech now if you knew how I grew up this would make perfect sense to you

I was raised by a single mom who loved nothing more than to bring home stray animals of every

kind up to and including a raccoon.

I kid you not, I had a pet raccoon for a little while.

Here's pictures as proof.

His name was Fred.

Okay?

Now, I don't know if you would stop the television channel

on an animal planet special about a raccoon.

I probably wouldn't,

although millions of us tuned in to watch Mirkat reality show a long time ago. But what we normally like to watch is stuff like Shark

Week, right? Big, bold, inspiring, dangerous animals or like things like March of the Penguins,

curious, interesting, beautiful animals. But what you wouldn't watch is lamb week. And you wouldn't

watch March of the lambs, silence of the lambs maybe, but not something, something different.

And I've been on safari, and when you schedule a safari, you don't go, you know what

I'm really hoping to see, some sheep. That's not what you're hoping to see. No one schedules a

safari to shaker town

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