all right here we go i have a cold it's still going on so this is going to be a short one happy

easter sunday if you're a republican jesus hates you and i mean that if you're a republican

there's nothing christian about you but somehow the republican Party convinced their voters that they're the party of Christ, especially MAGA Republicans, because, well, Maga Republicans don't read, especially the New Testament.

And now Donald Trump, as you all know, is selling Bibles with his name on them.

Trump is a Christian the same way he's a billionaire.

He's not.

He's so removed from the core teachings of Christ, Trump might as well be selling

Korans with his name on them.

There is nothing Christian about Trump. There's nothing Christian about

Republicans. They are the party of hatred, hatred for migrants, hatred for the meekest of the meek.

They mock the vulnerable, cutting food stamps, making people work for Medicaid, making people

work for food stamps, and torturing the

LGBTQ community, all the people Jesus taught us to protect. I don't know much, but I do know that

anyone who cloaks themselves in a counterfeit iteration of the New Testament,

a version of the New Testament that preaches hate and greed, tax cuts for the wealthy on the

backs of the poor, I know that's the complete opposite of a Christian.

And Mike Johnson, our speaker, better hope our Lord and Savior never returns,

because if he does, the first thing he's going to do, Mike Johnson, is stick his tongue

halfway down your throat while massaging your testicles, because Jesus answers all our prayers, even Mike Johnson's.

And you know that's what he's praying for.

Happy Easter.

If you're a Republican, Jesus hates you, and this is the mop-up for March 31st, 2024.

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