Jesus Didn't Die with Sydney O'Toole

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Jesus Christ. You know him, you love him. But have you heard the theory that Jesus didn't actually die on Good Friday? That he in fact just kind of passed out as a result of sleepy drugs just like Romeo in that play? And that the whole thing was kind of a political stunt? If you haven't (or honestly even if you have) you're gonna want to listen in on this episode with dear friend of the show and host of the new podcast Sydney to Sydney, Sydney O'Toole! Lil Wayne's #1 fan also has some pretty controversial ideas about Jesus, and she's gonna let you have em. This ep features some real deep talk about religion, so you might wanna read the entire bible to prepare.

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0:00.0	Oh my god. It's the best to be agnostic until can I say? Hmm. You are faced with mortality
0:22.4	in any sense. Okay. And then if you're me, you get so jealous of people who are really
0:28.9	religious because they have a whole fucking road map. They don't have to. Yes. You don't have
0:34.0	to be like, what do I do with my one wild and precious life? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's
0:39.8	very appealing. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I did speak to my therapist recently
0:46.9	about I was like, can we come up with it? Like, I need a plan. I need a plan. You write
0:52.8	me a bible. Yeah. Because the reality is I don't know. And I don't know is like, so it
0:59.7	like comforts me in the sense of like, it's, um, it feels realistic to me, which is comforting
1:05.2	in a way. But it really feels uncomfortable, especially when I think about the people
1:10.5	I love dying. Because it's just like, I don't have a fucking plan. What's the plan? Yeah.
1:15.2	Well, just be dead, I guess. I guess so. And can I tell you my dear therapist, she couldn't
1:21.2	really lay anything out on a platter for me. Yeah. They're not really allowed. It's
1:25.9	a big ass. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. So if you think that she didn't have like the
1:32.5	biggest human question really figured out for you. Yeah. Yeah. They should probably tell
1:37.5	you what is the purpose of life if you're paying $1,000. Yeah. I'm really glad you guys
1:40.9	are bringing that up. I wonder if I could get her disbarred or I think that would
1:46.2	be your money back. Yeah. At least all of my money back. Yeah. Yeah. I'll look into
1:51.3	that. That's my practice. Yeah. It is. It is. That's some doctor death shit right
1:57.9	now. Oh my God. I'm sorry that we have spent a half hour just fucking catching up. Okay.
2:06.3	Great. Then neither. Great. Me neither. Okay. Great. But we do, but I do so want to do
2:12.2	the podcast. Yeah. We do have to do it. But we could just talk about God forever.
2:16.0	Let's let's do the damn thing. Okay. Our guest this week, a returning fave, a real
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