Jessica Gao / Nicole Byer

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2016

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Happy fourth birthday to our show! 2012 feels like forever ago. Just think of how naive we were to worry about the threat of Mitt Romney being elected president! On this episode, Lisa addresses a hater. Emily gives us the deets on her grandma’s 100th birthday party. On Wiki of the Week, we talk BonBon-Land’s Hundeprutterutchebane rollercoaster (Translation: The Farting Dog Switchback). Jessica Gao joins us to tell the tale of her teratoma. On Expert Hour, Laura stops by to talk about love and how to find it. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jessica Gao Nicole Byer

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses. Tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily.
0:30.0	I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show. Yeah, very special episode. Very special
0:36.7	episode. I did the math this week and figured out that this episode will be
0:41.3	released the day after the four year anniversary of
0:46.6	our podcast coming out.
0:48.0	That's crazy.
0:49.0	Our first episode ever was released on August 21st, 2012.
0:53.2	Damn.
0:54.0	That's fucking crazy.
0:55.3	That was so long ago.
0:56.4	Oh my God, we still thought Mitt Romney might be president.
0:58.7	Yeah.
1:00.0	What a weird time.
1:01.3	Where's the time gone?
1:02.5	Yeah, if only we knew how much worse things would get
1:06.4	in terms of our perspective Republican presidents.
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