Welcome, welcome, welcome to armchair expert. I'm Dan Shepard, I'm joined by Minister

Miles.

Hi Minister.

And of course, the cutest kiwi in existence, David Ferrier.

Hello. Just loitering today. Yeah, I'm just hanging out. I've got nothing on. Yeah, we did other stuff that involved you, but now you're just along for the riding you. What a short short you're in. Have you been scoping his thighs throughout all these

are very short shorts? I actually worried when I walked here in them I was saying

are these two short? Well like you'll get cat calls? Yeah. Yeah.

How would you respond to cat calls favorably?

I'd just run away.

You're very modest.

You went like the attack.

I wouldn't like it.

If I was in those shorts and I started getting cat called,

I'd stop and spin.

I would look like Marilyn Monroe. I would start posing. I want to apologize for the shortness of these

shorts that won't happen again. It's not just the shortness, don't apologize for that, but the color is a lot.

What color is this? Is this pink or purple or both

I would call it future future I like the sound of that yeah these are my fuchsia short shorts and I wear them sometimes when I'm going for a nice walk.

Oh, okay. Your junk must jiggle around a lot in those. It's very thin.

It doesn't, as long as junks in underwear, it's doing I think the same amount of

jiggling, whether it's in a short short or a pair of jeans. Well but when you have a gene barrier

between the jiggling and the world, it's harder to move.

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