Armchair Anonymous: Stealing

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a time they stole something. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	1. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts.
0:14.6	Welcome, welcome to Armchaired Anonymous.
0:19.2	The juiciest of juicy shows.
0:21.1	So secretive.
0:26.7	This episode is the prompt. Tell us about a time you stole something. David has joined us too. David have you ever stolen anything?
0:31.4	Surely. I legitimately have never stolen anything.
0:35.6	Oh my God.
0:36.6	Are you embarrassed by that?
0:39.2	Absolutely.
0:40.2	You lacked some bravery or something?
0:42.2	I wish I'd stolen a little lolly or something or candy or something in my life nothing.
0:46.2	Yeah, I've stolen nothing. And if you stole one of those candies you brought us
0:50.3	No one even be bothered they were missing.
0:52.8	I gave you some of New Zealand's best candy.
0:56.6	You gave us a Jeffers and Whitikas and that...
1:00.6	The best candy and you turn your nose up at all of them.
1:04.0	Only the children have liked it.
1:06.0	Well, let's be clear, only one children liked it.
1:08.0	The one who does not have a discerning palette.
1:11.0	I mean, one of them was a skittle so you bite into the hard
1:12.8	crunchy shell you're like okay I know what's coming next. It's called a Jeffer.
1:15.9	Okay and it's got some delicious orange coating with a delicious chocolate on the
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