Music Good afternoon, Michael Malice here. Let that be your welcome for the next hour. Guys, I can promise you one thing, even if you don't learn one single thing from this week's episode, why should that change? You're in for an hour of cackling the likes of what you haven't seen since the start and morning cartoon or other super villains get together and chordle about their plans. Our guest this week might

be one of the favorite people who will have I've never actually met. We've never been in a room together. We probably wouldn't fit in the room together. Jesse Kelly, host the Jesse Kelly show. You have a new ebook out that I thought was really funny that it won't talk to you about it. I want to get the name right here. It's called Jesse Kelly's Little Red Book.

It's available at j's Little Red Book.

It's available at jessekelly.com for free.

Do you know who Tom Woods is?

Yeah, of course.

Well, he, I mean, that's his stick is Tom's free e-books

because he can't even give him away.

So I'm sad to say you're following very failed footsteps.

Look, this is, you also, the author, which people can and should buy the anti-communist manifesto. Jesse, why should people read this book? Tell me about it. This obviously revolved Chairman Mao. Yeah, of course. Well, you shouldn't. It's just terrible. No, I'm kidding. It was to insult to Chinese, the tricombs to be specific.

For one, obviously that's why we called it the Little Red Book. The most obvious play on what Mao did with the cultural revolution. I wrote the anti-communist manifestos. The only book I've ever written. I don't think I'll ever write another one. I hate writing. I think it's just terrible. I'm terrible at it. I don't like it. other things that I wanted to say when it was done.

Yeah.

And I didn't want to write another book.

I kind of thought I wanted another chapter. But then I started putting some thoughts on paper and it got a little bit bigger than that. It's only 93 pages. This little red book is just a short little thing. I wanted something short and easily consumable with my thoughts on Democrats and Republicans and food and all kinds of other

things that I wanted it short and easy. And I didn't want to sell it. I just kind of want to just send it out to people, which I know Michael, you're going to yell at me about. I know that's a hard thing for you people, but I just wanted to send it out for free. And so I just decided to put it up on it. We'll just email it to you. That's not a scam. I think like 20,000 people have already gotten it.

You just put in your email address.

We'll just email it to you for free.

It was, I think like 20,000 people have already gotten it.

You just put in your email address,

we'll just email it to you for free.

It was, I think it'll make you laugh and hopefully make you think a little bit. I'm gonna yell at you because as a troll, as a fellow troll, you've been, you blew a big opportunity because you're six seven and you should have called a Jesse Kelly's big red book.

You know, it's 93 pages.

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