You want to have a little Jerry Jones here yesterday?

Yeah, why not?

Here's the Cowboys owner on what's left for him to achieve.

I'm going to write in his career rather than his life.

And I'd like to have fun with Jerry about the life stuff sometimes.

So here he was yesterday.

My goal in life is to retire as the owner that won the most Super Bowls.

That's my goal. Well, he's only halfway there. Sorry. Yeah, as compared to Robert Kraft. We've got three. How many more do I have to go as a single owner? Bob's got how many? Six. So I've got work to do. Got work to do. I got work to do, but at least I'm up to the second rung in the latter. Problem is he's been on that rung for a while now. You're dead. You are dead. Oh, man. Oh, man, is right. It's a little extreme, Jerry. I mean, it would be nice. You met the man now. He took a nice photo with him. Do you have the Venezuela cut? Yeah, I'm getting to that, yes. So he, they just canned Matt Iber Fluse's defensive coordinator.

That was, I took a nice photo with him. Do you have the Venezuela cut? Yeah, I'll get to that, yes. So they just canned Matt Iber Fluse's defensive coordinator.

That was apparently a Brian Schottinheimer pick, so what now?

Well, Shatineheimer get to hire his own coordinator.

Trump just said it. I'm running.

Venezuela.

Seriously. Seriously.

They just kind of laughed.

I'm running,

Benzuela.

I'll tell you what Jerry Jones

might be running Benzuela.

Glory holes these days.

Getswale.

Now, I don't know what the hell he's talking about.

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