Jerkage

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Rich reminisce on past relationships, connecting how we all pretend to be interested in something like Gin and Tonic, The Grateful Dead, or certain TV shows, knowing very well that it is a lie. The two shared the time their families spent together while Rich was back in New York last week, and yes, it involved shrooms and a glass shard in Rich's drink. Nicole's "hate that" moment this week involves a text message she received last night that is completely bonkers. Rich lays down a list of things not to say in front of your kids, and we are curious if you score as badly as Nicole did.

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0:00.0	All right, this is a warning to let you know there should be no people, I don't know, under the height of at least four feet, right in the room with you?
0:10.7	Yeah, I don't, I don't know how tall your kids are. I don't know
0:13.9	their weight or height. Am I bad parents? I don't know. No, no. They can get on rides. I
0:18.6	know. Emmy can get on rides at parks. Okay. All right. You need to get the
0:22.2	kids out of the room. This
0:23.4	podcast, we say naughty things, we do naughty things. Well, you don't do anything
0:27.1	naughty. We say naughty things. Get them out of the room. You've been
0:29.3	warned.
0:31.3	What's your name?
0:34.0	What am I?
0:35.0	Who am I?
0:36.0	Who am I? He's gonna fucking bickin' bickin!
0:47.0	Hello! Hello.
0:55.0	Oh, right.
0:56.0	What's up buddy?
0:57.0	Hi, we're just sitting, you were just sitting here next to me, just a few short days ago.
1:03.0	I know. I'm sorry, I'm having an otter pop.
1:06.0	You know, it's annoying. You're doing a, you're doing a, I don't need to see the otter pop.
1:11.0	People, usually professionals don't eat or drink
1:15.1	while they're podcasting, but you know, you're you.
1:19.2	Sorry.
1:20.1	Put away on the otter pop.
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