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🗓️ 1 November 2022
⏱️ 25 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, come on in all. |
0:04.0 | Thank you. |
0:07.0 | Welcome to the late show. |
0:09.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:11.0 | First of all, happy Halloween, everybody. |
0:18.0 | It is... |
0:21.0 | Love Halloween. |
0:22.0 | It's the scariest night in America, |
0:24.0 | just above every other night in America. |
0:28.0 | And to all the kids out there, |
0:30.0 | still riding a sugar high. |
0:31.0 | Welcome to late night, okay? |
0:33.0 | Don't fall asleep no matter what your parents say, |
0:35.0 | because the minute you go to bed, |
0:37.0 | they're stealing all your best candy. |
0:39.0 | Okay, I'm talking Kit Kat. |
0:42.0 | Now... |
0:44.0 | I'm saying, you know what I'm saying? |
0:47.0 | Give me a break. |
0:51.0 | Do you like my costume this year? |
0:53.0 | Very nice. |
0:54.0 | I'm dressed up as my dog Benny. |
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