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Hello, hello, hello, welcome to the naughty but nice show. I'm your host, Rob Shooter, and today our co-hosts are you, which is actually pretty, pretty apt. I always think of you as part of the show. It's like a conversation when we sit down and gossip together every day about celebrities, those that we love and those that get on our nerves. It's really

just us. However, normally we do have a co-host on the show, another gossip columnist. I'm a gossip

columnist here in New York, so I invite my friends from different publications to come and join

us. And normally on Fridays we have Corey. I love Corey. Corey from Instinct Magazine.

He switched because Mark Lupo from Us Weekly,

our friend Mark, who normally does every Thursday,

the power's out at his house.

Don't worry.

His mother, Doris, is doing just fine.

Doris, I know you're listening.

I hope you're staying safe, my friend.

So Corey and Mark, they both switched.

So Corey did Thursday, and Mark was going to join us today.

Gave him another day to get his power back on.

I got a frantic call from Mark last night that the power is still of.

Him and Doris are sitting at home. They have candles. They really do.

They have no power. And Doris, God bless her, his mommy, even had a generator. So they tried to get that up and running so they could join us today.

But alas, self-service was still out. The mics didn't work. Oh, it was a mess. So Mark Lupo,

you were the first co-host to officially miss a show here. Oh, that's not a good thing to have.

We love you. Don't worry. Hey, stay safe. We've got this today. It's going to be me and actually

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