Jen Statsky / D'Arcy Carden

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

G’day, babies! Emily is back from Australia, and she is very disappointed by a missed connection with a koala. Lisa teaches us about “the danger triangle,” which is an area on your face and not a large part of the Atlantic ocean, as I’d assumed. On Chunch Chat, we are itching for a Chunch fix, as Martha has been fowl-focused as of late. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Dirty Blues,” which “encompasses forms of blues music that deal with socially taboo subjects, including sexual acts and/or references to drug use of some kind.” If you thought Lil Wayne’s music was vulgar, you should check out what Lil Johnson was singing in the 1930’s. We welcome Jen Statsky to discuss trypophobia, the fear of small holes. Don’t Google it if you think you might suffer from it. Pretty creepy images await if you do. On Expert Hour, we are joined by Bey Stevens, an early childhood educator who happens to be in her late childhood.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa
0:30.1	thanks for listening to our show. Here we are back recording again. In your face. Yeah.
0:37.0	Thank you to everyone who donated to the maximum fund drive.
0:42.0	Thank you so much.
0:43.0	Very cool of all of you.
0:45.0	Very cool.
0:46.0	I wanted to thank a bunch of people up front
0:48.0	and do our regular housekeeping
0:50.0	that we do at the end of the episode at the top of the episode
0:52.0	to force you to listen to it.
0:54.3	We don't have to do what did I learn yet because I haven't learned anything yet.
0:58.0	No and I usually don't. Well okay so for those of you who don't know, we ask our listeners to send in butt pictures, some of you may not know that.
1:09.0	So a bunch of you sent some in.
1:12.0	Let's see, first of all, Erica sent in a picture of her butt in jeans and
1:18.1	she said I always love baby geniuses but the last two episodes about anxiety were
1:22.0	especially great hearing you both
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