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🗓️ 8 February 2022
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0:00.0 | Open your hearts, loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy. |
0:30.0 | Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy and I am Naomi. We're a real-life couple, a real-life couple of comedians. |
0:43.0 | And on couples therapy we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners. |
0:47.0 | I'm chicken up for you. You were surprised. Andy, you have to keep it fresh and fun for yourself. |
0:53.0 | Is that not the essence of comedy, changing tempos, changing energies? That's really it. Doesn't matter what the fuck you say in the middle of it. |
1:01.0 | Just change the energy and change the tempo between different things and you'll get a laugh. |
1:05.0 | Well thanks for producing my life's work to a change in tempo. All right, all right. You're looking good today. |
1:14.0 | Oh, am I? See? Change the tempo. I went slow. You laughed. You laughed. I proved it. |
1:21.0 | Okay, I guess you did prove that's all comedy is. Everyone try it in your daily life. Okay? Try it today and notice how many times a change in emphasis or tempo causes laughter. |
1:33.0 | And I want you to report back. Send it right on Instagram, story, act couple through your body and then you'll be saying how many times it will work. |
1:42.0 | How are you? You're in the middle of a cleanse right now. It's a day three, right? I'm on day three of a five day cleanse. And it's just like. |
1:52.0 | It's like I have to not. My body. My brain and my body have to be disconnected for a major function. And it's so funny because all the things that I'm having in the cleanse, you know, they're obviously supposed to be like healthy foods whole. |
2:11.0 | It's not even foods you guys. It's an array of powders that you mix with like almond milk or water. There is a super porridge and something called cookie butter that I do really like. |
2:22.0 | But it just I just tell you where these powders from are you when you say on a ramp outers that they're ingested or are these like Bolivian powders. |
2:30.0 | Bolivian fun powders. What are you that you? You like a like powdered broth. You add hot water. Right? Okay. So they're going in your mouth or like not your nose. |
2:39.0 | They're going in my mouth. I mean, my God, you can have a cleanse that went through your nose. I don't know. You can clean out your system. Okay. I guess you're probably right. |
2:49.0 | You ever never done neither that's what I'm like, man, probably. And then like, you know, or I put some stuff mix it with almond milk. They're like teas, lattes, a super food elixir, lunch and dinner are broths. |
3:05.0 | I have been adding spinach and a little bit of white meat chicken to the broth because they say you can add greens and or protein as needed because you are not meant to feel hungry. |
3:16.0 | But they don't realize that they're saying that to somebody who eats breakfast pasta alive. So of course I'm hungry. But look, I've never been able to stick to anything before. |
3:26.0 | So the fact that I can do this or I am doing it is pretty. I'm just if I can make it through day five y'all. That's if for me. |
3:34.0 | I'm rooting for you. Thank you. You were even kind enough to go eat dinner in the back room. You were like, I'll go in the back with my food. |
3:43.0 | Thank you. I can't see solids. So fancy my Niohke and green beans. Yes. And I support like I don't I can't tell whether this is like pseudoscientific, kind of like California hippie homeopathy crap. Yeah. |
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