Jeff's Brain, A Happy Dog Story, Smokey Bear's Secret

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Drake is here by himself dammit and that is okay! We discuss the campaign for Naked Gun, Smokey Bear and other things we misremember from our youth, the dog Jeff's wife Wendy found, the time I found a dog, the time Daniel's boss found a baby, fruits Jeff Drake has or has not eaten and so much more. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze (Asian pears), JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks!

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rose in his new best friend show.
0:08.9	Tonight, husband welcomes a guest.
0:10.8	He's a writer of the Apple TV show Central Park and co-host of the podcast Nine Chickweed Rage.
0:16.1	It's Jeff Drake.
0:17.6	Chef Jeff is here to weigh in on the Sydney Sweetie Jeans ad controversy just as soon as he manages to start to give even a single shit.
0:24.2	I'm her husband Daniel, say an hop on board and love bus, and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:32.6	Allison Rosen is new best friend.
0:38.1	Allison, Allison, with perfect good time never end.
0:43.7	Allison, Rosen, too, in a way to plants your pants of pants again.
0:49.4	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:57.5	Hello, my little chocolate chip walnut banana breads Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend
1:00.6	That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon
1:03.5	Patreon
1:04.4	By Regan Olson
1:06.6	Yes I'm on Patreon
1:08.3	Patreon
1:09.2	As promised I recorded a friend zone wherein I offered my no holds barred opinion on every single podcast on the time list, Time magazine's list of 100 best podcasts of all time.
1:25.2	I thought it was going to be a four-episode arc.
1:27.9	I was done in like 40 minutes.
1:29.3	It turns out I'm able to offer my opinion in a rapid fire way.
1:35.7	And just side note, when I watch TikToks and people are like,
1:40.7	here are five things you have to know about blah, blah, blah.
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