Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Clean As You Go)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Daniel and I both think the other one is the messy one in the house so we've devised a foolproof way to figure out who's right. Daniel hates our farmhouse sink and I have a hysterectomy update. I recall the time I saw the slowest human in the world and Elliot knows how babies are made. Plus hormone chat and your calls!

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen,
0:02.7	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.4	Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to dance and dance again.
0:17.7	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.8	Hey, everyone, hi, hello.
0:24.4	Welcome to another very exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:28.1	I am here in the pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quartz.
0:32.2	Hello.
0:33.1	Hello.
0:34.2	How's it going?
0:35.5	It's going great.
0:36.8	It's Friday. Are we allowed to tell them that? I have no problem with them knowing. But that sounds like I'm rubbing it in your face. Yeah, it's because you just suck it. It's Monday. That sucks. Yeah. Well. Yeah, but for parents, Monday is sometimes an easier day than a Friday because you're like
0:54.9	heading into the weekend of just a lot of kids. Fridays are my new Mondays. Fridays are my new Sundays.
1:01.4	But you said earlier today, you said, why does today, no, what did you? You said tomorrow.
1:06.4	Today, I, you said tomorrow has a real Sunday feel. Today feels like Sunday.
1:11.5	Oh.
1:12.6	So you're feeling dread.
1:13.7	Because for me, Saturday, Sundays are harder.
1:19.6	So are you feeling dread?
1:21.8	No, I was just feeling like today just felt like a Sunday, had a Sunday vibe.
1:25.8	And then I realized that every day feels like a random day.
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