Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:11.1	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house and of course, Merry Christmas.
0:19.4	You, you motherfucker, you!
0:21.0	It is the holiest of holidays.
0:23.7	Baby Yeajushka was born today.
0:25.2	Ye can, Jesus.
0:26.7	And, of course, you are probably celebrating with your families.
0:31.3	So, Merry Christmas to you and your whole entire family.
0:35.0	Grandma and children, everybody.
0:37.1	I hope Santa visited you and treated you well, even if you're a non-believer. Or maybe... Jews are funny. Maybe the chunika fairy came and brought you something for chenica. Oh, yeah. Hopefully you had a good chenuka. Did you celebrate a chenuka, Josh? I did. I've been lighting the menorah. I'm making lotcas. I'm doing the whole thing. Yeah, that doesn't sound... Oh, fuck, yeah! That doesn't sound as fun. The Hanukkah Lottkas and the candle. It sounds very anti-climactic, and the Jews are in show business. You guys really should have come up with like a bangier holiday.
1:11.6	Like a bangier. They taste pretty good. The what? The lot goes are pretty tasty. That's, you could do that any time. Yeah, you can. It's both fried potatoes. I mean, the lights. Yeah, this is once a year. Trees and lights. Sandy Clause. It's really just not comparable.
1:27.6	Magical.
1:28.3	And you can light a candle any day of the year.
1:31.0	Yeah.
1:31.2	And you can eat crackers or whatever it is anytime.
1:34.6	Yeah, you can have your little soup, do your thing whenever you want.
1:36.8	I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.
1:40.4	It's just, you know, it's everything.
1:43.7	Quick plug, today, today, as you're listening, my new special teacher is debuted on Netflix.
1:51.1	Thank you very much.
1:52.2	Appreciate you.
1:53.6	Please watch it.
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