I'm so excited to see you tonight.

First date, baby.

First date.

I can't wait.

First day.

What's up, you guys?

Thanks for tuning in to another episode of First Date. You've seen my guest today on Jackass. You can follow her on Instagram at Rachel Wolfson. Give it up for Rachel Wolfson. Thank you for coming on the show. Yeah, I love your theme song. Thank you. Yeah, I'd listen to it all the time. I want it as my ringtone. Yeah. Me too. I wish that it could be on Instagram whenever I do my promos I could like play the theme song. You could upload it. I don't know how to do that. Oh I think yeah you just have to get from one of these guys. I'll have one of these guys do it. Can one of you have a man please help? We got you. Okay that'd be so cool if I could upload that somehow on my Instagram account. I've been trying to get you on my show forever. I know. But I feel like our paths keep crossing. Yeah, we'll be here and I'm not. And I'm like, damn. So whenever you confirmed, I was like, fuck yeah. Yeah, I'm so excited. Thank you. So you live here now. I live here now. I moved here two years ago from

Los Angeles. I lived in L.A. too. How long were you there? It's like prison time. Yeah, like 10 years. Damn. I was there for 16. Oh my gosh. I know I won up to you already. Wow. You got out. It's the only one up I'll No, that's fine.

You can take that.

It's fine.

Yeah.

But you were there when L.A. was still, like, pop in. You got out. It's the only one up I'll have on it. No, that's fine. You can take that. It's fine.

Yeah.

But you were there when L.A. was still like pop in. I was there all the way until it wasn't for me, which was COVID. Yeah. Same. COVID happened. I didn't need to be there anymore. And I, because I wasn't working anymore. Of course. And I'm like, I'm not going to be in this hellhole.

No.

The only reason I stayed is because wasn't working anymore. Of course. And I'm like, I'm not going to be in this hellhole.

No. The only reason I stayed is because we shot jackass during COVID. So I had to stay. It made more sense.

That's nice, though. You had something to do. Yeah. Yeah. But we didn't, you know, we didn't have stand up. And that was really hard too. And then after all that, you know, the writer strikes,

everything with that, Matt and I, my boyfriend decided that we should come to Austin.

Mm-hmm. Because it was just too sad. Yeah. It was too sad. Did you ever visit Austin before?

We came once prior for Moon Tower, the comedy festival.

And I think it was before like mothership was even built.

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