I'm so excited to see you tonight.

First date, baby.

First date.

I can't wait.

First date.

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to another epic first date.

My guest today is back for his second date.

You can catch him on Patreon or on tour at Ellis Mait.

Give it up for Jason Ellis.

Yeah.

I'm so glad to have you back.

It's great to be back.

I'm very excited to talk to you.

You had a human come out of your vagina since the last time I saw it. No, he did not come out of my vagina. Well, same difference. Neither region. It's... I've seen both. I've made both. First one came out like gutted like a shark. Yeah. And I thought my wife at the time was dying. I was very concerned for her safety because I never seen the baby came out and I was like, it's my baby. And then I was like, oh, that is a huge hole. Huge hole. Is she okay? Yikes. And they were like, calm down. And I'm like, I will not calm down. And then, yeah, the second one, because I make huge babies. Pretty cool.

How much are they weigh? 10 pound babies. Each? I was 11. I'm obese. They got, they had 90. You were 11 pounds? Yeah, my mom used to, when she was mad at me, she would pull her top up and show me her stomach. This is what you did. and I remember because it was like, I was like, oh, because I thought it looked like a shock attack.

Wow.

Yeah. me her stomach. This is what you did. And I remember because it was like, I was like,

oh, because I thought it looked like a shark attacked her. Wow. Yeah, I destroyed her. The doctor

said I was a lazy baby. 11 pounds. I have 90% head size or whatever it is. Were you breast

fed? Do you know? Yeah, yeah. I like, I suck like tedious for sure. What? I didn't know if you had, if you knew if you were formula fed or breastfed? You never stopped. I was formula fed. Formula fed? Yeah. You seem pretty like stocky for a formula. I'm stocky! Oh, God, come. Oh, God, don don't do. Don't reverse woman me.

I'm not going to go for it, all right?

I've had three divorces.

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