Je Suis Jacquié

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her girls trip to Paris, gives Kanye West the digital bitch slap he deserves and talks about the time she made out with Rob Kardashian and her inverted nipple.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:16.4	Ah!
0:17.4	Bonjour!
0:18.4	J'ai mapelle Jacquesy!
0:20.0	Je suis anouin!
0:21.6	Un chat mange, un coissant!
0:24.0	Oui!
0:25.0	J'étais en vodka et fromage bleu et dépense de la argent.
0:33.0	That means I like vodka, blue cheese, and spending money, hose.
0:38.0	She's back.
0:39.0	I've been on American soil for no less than 10 hours.
0:42.0	I fuck you not.
0:43.0	I am the jet lag queen of the San Fernando Valley.
0:48.0	If you still get jet lagged, if you're complaining about jet lag
0:51.0	and you're coming back from New York to LA,
0:53.0	I will open-handed slap you.
0:55.0	Get out more.
0:56.0	It's not hard.
0:57.0	It's called exhaustion and reset.
1:00.0	You stay awake as long as possible.
1:02.0	The second you get on that plane, bitch,
1:04.0	you change your mother fucking clock and you pivot accordingly.
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