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Head in the Office

JD Vance Can’t Stop Fumbling

Head in the Office

HITO Media LLC

News, Politics

5.0801 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In this Gage-solo episode, the boy yaps about where we are in the election, more JD Vance fumbles, another tragic school shooting, and the lack of progress in Gaza. If you support the show, make sure to become a patron and leave a five star review on Apple! 

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Seen on this episode:

538 polling before the debate - https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/president-general/2024/national/ 

Maybe the tent has gotten too big - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz07zlr58vvo 

Another day in America - https://abcnews.go.com/US/police-respond-incident-high-school-georgia/story?id=113381873

JD Vance says schools are “a fact of life” - https://apnews.com/article/jd-vance-georgia-shooting-7d7727a1aff8491f66914a4d8a14cd8c 

Father of the shooter - 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/09/05/georgia-apalachee-high-school-suspect-father-charged/75094790007/

Israel - 

https://apnews.com/article/israel-palestinians-netanyahu-gaza-philadelphi-corridor-hamas-62ff158ec4c7414dada38541dcb30c40

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/07/middleeast/american-killed-west-bank-family-intl-hnk/index.html

Transcript

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0:00.0

you know it's uh it's with a it's with a heavy heart that i just i got to announce that the feds got him

0:19.6

the feds got our man, Jeremy.

0:22.1

If you're watching the video, you'll notice he's not here with me right now.

0:25.4

I'm coming at you solo, dolo.

0:27.4

You couldn't be here today.

0:29.6

The feds, they replaced his masculine, cool, manly, red cap, D, vitamin D, whole milk with that sissy liberal oat milk bullshit.

0:43.0

The type, all these blue hair at SJWs getting their lattes, you know what I mean?

0:49.3

And as a result, he got sissy liberal brittle bone disease and that boy broke his arm i couldn't believe that the feds

0:55.9

took him away they they knew that this show was going to be such a banger this episode was going to be

1:00.4

such a banger that they had to take one of us out it just so happened to get to him me i know the taste

1:05.7

i know the difference between that cissy shit and my my red cap oh my my red cap milk not oat milk but uh it's it's unfortunate

1:14.4

that they got the kid jeremy and as a result i'm going to come at you solo dolo this is in all

1:19.3

seriousness this is going to be a new experience for you and for me so uh in in reality let's uh let's dive

1:26.5

right in.

1:30.4

Welcome back to the show, everybody.

1:32.6

And I mean, what a show this is.

1:34.7

Today we got some election watch.

1:36.6

And we have some unfortunate news.

1:38.3

That's kind of how it goes.

1:39.5

It's kind of the hito formula.

1:43.3

But this week, it's a little bit shaken up, at least.

1:44.1

You know what I'm saying saying so why don't we just

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