Jayden Daniels potential transfer destinations; what's up with ASU & Ari vs. Q-tip of death
Until Saturday: A show about college football
The Athletic
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🗓️ 18 February 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband because Q-tips are out to get ya! Ari relives his harrowing ear wax experience for our entertainment before he and Andy discuss proper ear maintenance. Afterward, Jayden Daniels will reportedly enter the transfer portal, where could he wind up, and what's up with Arizona State? Is UCLA the most likely landing place for him, if not, then where? Andy then inquires if he's a jerk after responding honestly to a tweet. The duo deliberate the merits of the tweet and somehow find themselves kibbitzing about life outside of our universe.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Andy Staples Show. |
| 0:12.0 | We have a very special grown-up life skills edition today because I'm going to, if you're |
| 0:20.1 | watching the video, if you're watching the YouTube version of this, you'll see I'm going to, if you're watching the video, if you're watching the YouTube |
| 0:22.3 | version of this, you'll see I'm holding a deadly weapon in my hand right now. |
| 0:28.7 | Ari is nodding. |
| 0:30.5 | We, we, we, Ari tried to do some serious damage today with this, this horrible implement that I hold in my hand it is a |
| 0:39.7 | cue tip Ari why did you try to give yourself brain damage with a Q tip today let me ask you |
| 0:44.5 | this question Andy do you use a Q tip every day no okay so there's you days okay gunk |
| 0:52.9 | to build up. |
| 0:54.5 | Okay. |
| 0:59.6 | So my fiance uses a Q-tip, I think, every day or every other day when she gets out of the shower. |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.9 | I never, ever use Q-tips in my ears, like ever. |
| 1:06.7 | And there's two schools of thought here. Like, are you supposed to do it regularly as maintenance or are you never supposed to do it? |
| 1:11.1 | And I was always under the understanding that you're never supposed to take the Q-tip to the inside of your ear canal. |
| 1:17.9 | Like, it should only be to clean the cartilage of your ear on the outside. |
| 1:22.5 | Right, right. |
| 1:23.4 | Right. And I definitely heard that school of thought. |
| 1:27.4 | Sometimes. But I definitely heard that school of thought. |
| 1:27.9 | Sometimes. |
| 1:34.4 | But I, well, let's tell your story and then we'll get to my story. |
| 1:35.0 | Okay. |
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