Jay's Thigh Rescue Stick

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Jay Oakerson

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Big Jay was riding high on a Philadelphia 76ers win when Jacob enters the room late, and slams his computer down on the desk. This creates a disruption that derails the show for a while. | There is a debate on the spelling of the word "spicket" meaning faucet, that correlates to the dumbing down of the American dictionary because words are being added that don't exist. | Jay has an awful experience with his car in the parking garage and admits that he loves "Mega-Babe." Mega-Babe is a lube stick that you rub on your thighs to prevent friction. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:08.1	In Boston, no less.
0:10.7	Oh, hang on, breakdown, breakdown.
0:12.6	Oh.
0:14.8	Boom, pica, bown, bong, bong, bacham, bong, bong, bong, here they come.
0:19.4	Bown, bicka-dun, bown Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong
0:27.2	Woo!
0:31.3	In T.D. Garden where Bobby will be performing.
0:36.5	Not anymore.
0:37.9	November 8th.
0:38.9	On the sad floor.
0:40.3	Oh, shut up.
0:41.1	It was one point.
0:42.0	We're a rookie phenom.
0:45.6	A Tyrese Maxie, ice water running through his veins.
0:51.9	Record-breaking rookie performance by Vijay Edgecombe. Tyrese Maxie, like an assassin. He says, we're down by how much? 11 points with three and a half minutes left. Let me go slice off three three-pointers real quick. And make a face like, that's what I'm supposed to do. It was crazy. That's what I'm supposed to do. I'm supposed to slice these three three-pointers.
1:12.2	Then you just went back and he was like, play defense now a little bit. Was it, now do you have to, you watch the game? I watched the end of the game. I had to watch the Boston feed because they didn't have a photo of your feed. Really? Yeah. They moved off a fucking YouTube TV, NBA, the league pass.
1:31.4	Yeah. They moved off a fucking YouTube TV, NBA, the league pass. Yeah. So I didn't even know that. I had to go buy it. Now it's on Prime. So I have it on Prime. Prime's interface sucks. So you used to be able to pick on YouTube TV, Sixers' feed or the other team's feed. now it's back to how it used to be where you're going to get the feed you're going to get.
1:46.3	And it was Boston that night. Yeah, yeah. Show the full game hires. No, I don't want to see it. Final three and a half minutes. You thought that game was over for sure. But did you see? You have to admit, just as watching a game, was it pretty adorable? Over here, Bobby. What?
1:59.1	Don't, don't, that's bad stuff.
1:59.9	You don't want to see all that.
2:01.0	Oh, my God.
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