Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Jake Laser in studio, we did it a few days ago, about a week ago. Great interview. I don't think we actually said anything that would be ruined topically by the NFL, except for the that the CBA has been signed which we will get to that and he gave us his hot tips on where Tom Brady is actually going to land So be sure to listen to him make some guarantees. Yes. Yes. We have that. We have Corona virus has taken over the world and Our lives have changed and we will discuss that we have who's's back of the week. We have a recap of Love Is Blind episodes one through five. The show that we all are going to watch during this coronavirus quarantine and we're all going to hate. But we're going to recap the first five episodes if you didn't watch it yet. We will do it at the end of the episode so you can save yourself for that

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listen

we got we got a lot to get to but i'll just say this

i 16th. How's your bracket looking big cat? The brackets are out. I am. Listen. We got we got a lot to get to but I'll just say this. I was so sad so many different times this weekend just thinking every two hours. I'd be like, oh this is supposed to be that. Oh the big 10 semi-files about to start. Oh Biggies championships about to go on. The ACC championship game is happening right now in Greensboro.

Oh, Kentucky's about to play in the SEC championship game. Oh, they're about to play the big 10 championship game. And the winner's going to sit there with the trophy and wait for the brackets to come out this weekend is the weekend that you always just turn on your television. You leave it on for 48 hours and you just hear the squeaking of shoes nonstop. And we we missed out on that. Actually, if they'd played the tournaments with no fans, the squeaking of shoes would have been incredible.

Yes!

And you could hear like the coaches cussing... the squeaking of shoes nonstop and we missed out on that. Actually, if they played the tournaments with no fans,

the squeaking of shoes would have been incredible.

Yes. And you could hear like the coaches cussing out the refs. It would be great. You get, you get, it'd be like a Gallagher performance in the front row getting splashed with Sean Miller's sweat through your television. There was a moment on Saturday where I was like, I just don't know if I'm gonna make it. I don't know if I have to fight with me. I don't know if I have to fight in me to

Fight this no sports where I was like, I just don't know if I'm gonna make it. I don't know if I have the fight with me.

I don't know if I have the fight in me

to fight this no sports. We're not even talking about the coronavirus right now. Just the no sports. I don't know if I have the fight. We'll find out. It's gonna be a daily struggle. I said to you guys before this show, I think it will get better after two weeks when we aren't in the March Madden is zone,

but Thursday morning, I'm gonna need you all to text me

and check in, check inden is zone, but Thursday morning, I'm

going to need you all to text me and check in, check in with your friends, make sure they're okay because that's going to be a tough one for me to wake up. Yeah, I've officially lifted the ban on sober October until the tournament starts. That's fair. Yeah, if there's a time where we will need alcohol as a society, it's right now. I can't imagine getting through this next couple weeks without sports sober the entire

time. But you know what? This is where they separate them in from the boys. We persevere. Actually, in this case, it's better to be a boy than like a very full grown. Yes, in the older men. I also keep going back to this. We will someday look back and be like, hey, remember the year where we just didn't

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