Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, sports have been canceled. It is one of the weirdest part of my takes. We will do, we will move on, we have big plans to make sure that we make this show, a place that people can escape to. We have John Ross Dean on the show. He talked about what we tried to get him to talk about what the tournament would have been like. Didn't work. I didn't go through his brain too painful for him, but it was also a great interview. And big news out of the interview, we are possibly going to be planning John Ross Dean's bachelor party. So that was a good thing that came out of a crazy crazy 48 hours that no one really seems to understand We have all that coming up and we have fire fest before we do that part of my take is brought to you by the cash app Not only is it the easiest place to send money to your friends But it's also a place where you can buy fractional shares of stock with as little as one dollar. I'm going off script right now for the cash app cash app people If you don't like me going off script you let me know but I think you're gonna like this Guess what coronavirus guess what that means don't have interactions with other people small circles You have to have since what is it societal Social distancing well on top of that what's the dirtiest thing in world? Money, social distancing. Guess what you can do with social distancing? You can still send money on the cash app. You can still invest in the stock market. It's a buyer's market broker service is provided by Cash App Investing, a subsidiary of Square member SIPC. You owe someone money? You don't wanna meet them. No face to face. We're talking cash app, send that money, and when you download the cash app, you get, with code bar, so you get $10, go buy yourself some purel, add some, you can get yours, what else? Toilet paper? Toilet paper, soup, rice, soup, Soup gets beans, tuna, non-perishables.

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But this in a weird way is where I think that sometimes we have the most

fun to. Yes. So yes. And we have had our share of fun at the expense of the

coronavirus. If I may just get serious PFT for a second, right from the top,

I still don't respect the virus. It's like a it's like a Raven Steelers thing Like no love lost. I hate it so much. I want to beat the fuck out of it. That doesn't sound serious And I'm going no I'm I'm encouraging everybody to do everything that they can yes even if you're a healthy young Spray 20 year old just don't stay away from public places because you're gonna run into people that have compromised immune systems that you don't know You might run into me could be sick You don't know if you're walking past somebody on the sidewalk if they have Type 1 diabetes or our loop is or if they're going through like chemotherapy Those are the people we're gonna save lives together as a podcast the best way to do that is just listen to a shitload of part of my take.

Yes, listen to a shitload of part of my take. All right, so we're gonna get to our plans and we have a lot of plans for what probably is going to be a long time without sports and it's gonna be very weird and the whole last 48 hours have been very, very surreal. Pretty much since the moment that I said, I would inject with coronavirus if they cancel the NCAA tournament from that

Statement every single second after that it got exponentially worse Shades of Laker Dan and if you know Laker Dan, you know Laker Dan And I'll not get into that. But let's let's kind of reset. We'll start from when it all went started going downhill here the the uh... mba on wednesday night rudy go bear

who is public enemy number one in the world, who by the way, I'm going to defend him a little bit here. It was just a prank. It, when I watched that video, I was like, that's exactly something I would do. Now, that's exactly something I would have done three days ago, now that I've understood the severity and what's going on. I would not do that anymore.

But Rudy Go Bear, like I'm not going to, you know, just pile on this guy for doing something he thought was completely innocent. Clearly it was not. So that happened. There's shortsighted. Short-sighted. Short-sighted, stupid. But also like knowing us, you would do the same thing. Probably not malicious. a coffee joke in an elevator.

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