So I know this is going out in October, but we are currently recording this in August.

Correct.

Right?

Dog days of summer.

And I've discovered something about myself that I'm north of 40 and this is just my new reality.

Yeah.

Something I used to do all the time for three weekends in a row now.

I have gone out to dinner with friends and had like not a lot of drinks,

perhaps a cocktail, perhaps a couple of glasses of wine. And then afterwards we're walking around

and we're like, let's have some ice cream. And then I go home and destroy the bathroom. And I realize,

bitch, pick your poison. Alcohol or dairy. You cannot have both. Both, like, what are you trying to prove? Don't be a hero, Billy. Don't be a hero. Don't be a hero. And honestly, I'd rather have the alcohol at this point. Yeah. Like, there's not that much ice cream that's better than a good cocktail. That's so funny.

I'd still rather have the ice cream.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

I'm all about dessert.

But, I mean, like, I cannot three times.

It took me three times doing it before I was like, stop.

You can't.

This isn't fun.

You can't do both these things.

You're not 25 anymore do you ever wonder didn't our bodies actually react like this

when we were 25 but we were just too stupid to notice

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