So, Paul, it's getting close to our vacation time. The listeners have already lived through it, but we have not lived through it yet. We have not lived through it yet. However, I want to tell you, I took a pre-vacation without you. Wow, wow. Was I invited? No, I wasn't. You were not. It was a girlfriend trip. It was all estrogen all the time. And by the way, PSA really quick, let me interrupt you for one moment.

If you're going on a girl's trip, don't invite your gay friend. We don't want to go. We don't. We don't. We're going to lie and say we do because we feel like we have to because you took us to prom and you were our safety dates. But we don't actually want to go. You don't actually want to go on the girl trip? Are you sure?

I'm positive.

Girls get really judging when gay guys get railed by three different guys during the course of want to go. You don't actually want to go on the girl trip? Are you sure? I'm positive.

Girls get really judging when gay guys get railed by three different guys during the course of a week vacation. Exactly. Exactly. So, okay, so we went to Iceland. We were at a smaller geyser that goes off

every like five minutes or so, right? And my friend really, really wanted to take a video of smaller geyser that goes off every like five minutes or so, right?

And my friend really, really wanted to take a video of this geyser going off, right?

So she was standing there.

And in order to get like a really good shot of the geyser, she has to like stand next to this like sulfurous, like this bubbling cauldron of sulfur that is like coming out of the earth she has to

stand next to the earth farting is what it sounds like she got like a fucking like like satan's

fart facial in order to get this like this shot right and so she's standing there getting

sulfur in her face for five minutes and the geyser goes off and because it goes off every few

minutes there every

every like 10th one is like meh it's just like it was a dribbler not a shooter

and she and I both without even like thinking about it or consulting each other just both went

boo and there were other tourists around and they started booing it too each other just both went, boo!

And there were other tourists around, and they started booing it, too.

They were like, boo!

And then, like, an hour later, we're in the car, and she's like,

remember when we got a whole bunch of people to boo a geyser?

If you had had a bell, you could start saying, shame.

Shame. Yeah.

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