Jaws (1975)
Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review
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4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
In a surprisingly educational episode, the Shaw Crew learns that sharks are playful, '70s parenting was utterly irresponsible and Richard Dreyfuss was the original hipster. It's the summer blockbuster that started it all: "Jaws!"
When listener Tracy C. commissioned this Steven Spielberg masterpiece, we knew we'd be talking about Big D peeing his pants, how good the movie looks in UHD, how what you don't show can be as scary as what you reveal and why good horror movies kill children.
But we didn't expect to be praying for Dick's TV to die, groaning over criminal foreshadowing or praising "Jaws" for its character development.
Was the shark a dick or just hungry? Were Brody, Quint and Hooper just bad at hunting great whites? Did you catch those boobs at the beginning? Dive into these questions and more, plus hear voicemail from Hot Sauce Steve, Jimmy J and a Canadian named Ryley who is definitely a man.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, the original Bruce, the shark, had googly eyes, |
| 0:03.9 | and then they had to edit that one out. |
| 0:07.7 | I know I'd say Bruce, that's his lawyer's name. |
| 0:10.1 | Is it really? |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, Bruce was Spielberg's lawyer's name. |
| 0:13.3 | So they named the shark, I think, |
| 0:15.1 | because it was so problematic. |
| 0:16.8 | I believe that's the origin story |
| 0:18.8 | of why they called the shark Bruce. |
| 0:20.9 | Remember when we first met John McLean? |
| 0:24.3 | Our God picked him up from the plane |
| 0:26.8 | and took him down the knack and told me tower |
| 0:30.0 | at the Christmas party. |
| 0:32.0 | And the terrorists were over the zealots, |
| 0:34.2 | but it was sweet when they killed Alice. |
| 0:37.3 | And with a little help from Alan, John McLean, |
| 0:40.5 | he dies. |
| 0:42.0 | Welcome back to Chat The Movies, the podcast |
| 0:44.2 | for We Answer the Question, where the movies we love |
| 0:46.6 | and we were growing up really that good. |
| 0:48.7 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking, |
| 0:50.0 | why don't they make movies like they used to? |
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