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🗓️ 24 May 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Do you like pirate movies? How about insurance fraud thrillers? Action films with giant sea monsters? Well, one 1998 movie decided to combine them all and cast Famke Janssen as an international master thief. It's time for "Deep Rising!"
In this episode, Big D imagines a world where artificial intelligence writes movie screenplays and has the common sense to keep the monster secret until the characters have been established. Gene notes how the entire cast is made of second-stringers, and the King Bee salutes Shat The Movies' first tentacle-through-a-toilet kill.
The Shat Crew also discusses the M1-L1 Triple Pulse Rifle, overpowered weaponry and how the movie absolutely neglected its most promising character.
The CGI was bad, the continuity was questionable, and the King Kong tie-in was a bit of a surprise, but the Sea Doo stunts might have made the whole experience worth it. Maybe all we needed was Harrison Ford.
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0:00.0 | Being typical dudes, I'm watching this with the King Bee, and we're both screaming like, |
0:04.6 | do it, do it, toilet tentacle. There's no way they're gonna fucking do a toilet tentacle. |
0:09.8 | The first kill the movie is not going to be a tentacle from a giant sea monster coming |
0:14.3 | up through the toilet, grabbing a little Asian woman, and then it happened. |
0:17.6 | Remember when we first met John McLean? |
0:20.8 | Our God will pick them up from the plane, and took them down the knack and told me tower. |
0:26.4 | After Christmas party, and the terrorists were over zealous, but it was sweet when they killed Alice. |
0:33.8 | And with a little help from Alice, John McLean kicked out. |
0:38.4 | Welcome back to chat. The movie is the podcast where we answer the question, |
0:41.6 | where the movies we love and we were growing up really that good. |
0:44.4 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to? |
0:47.8 | Can you still remember spending your Friday night subject for the perfect movie rental blockbuster video? |
0:51.8 | Do you know what blockbuster video is? |
0:53.8 | If you answered yes, and this is the podcast for you, I'm one of your host Gene Lyons, |
0:57.8 | and alongside me is my co-host Big D Dickiebert. |
1:00.6 | Good evening. |
1:01.6 | In each week, we take a look back in time to decide if our favorite film still holds up. |
1:05.4 | The movies we cover are chosen by you, the listeners, who generously commissioned the films you love. |
1:09.6 | If you'd like to see all the movies we have covered, we'll cover a one to choose one for yourself. |
1:13.6 | Please visit chatpod.com and have a look. |
1:15.6 | At the end of each podcast, we'll provide you the audience with a number of wipes each movie takes to get a perspective. |
1:20.4 | But so thank you so much for listening. |
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